Is it not obvious that Britain, under the regime of Tony Blair, has ceased to respect the Charter of the United Nations?

Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real

South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner

Dont fight even over girlfriends. The country is full of beautiful women. If you cant get one, come to Mugabe for assistance.

The only white man you can trust is a dead white man.

I have died many times. I have actually beaten Jesus Christ because he only died once.

If you take men and lock them in a house for five years and tell them to come up with two children and they fail to do that, then we will chop off their heads.

Don't drink at all, don't smoke, you must exercise and eat vegetables and fruit.

Only God who appointed me will remove me.

What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors.

We have said we will never collapse, never ever. We may have our droughts, our poverty, but as a people we shall never collapse, never ever.

By accepting fear in our life, we automatically allow it to rule over us

The literati in their cellarsPerform semantic tarantellas.I wish I did it half as well as them.

...For the unquiet heart and brain, A use in measured language lies.

Chess is a matter of delicate judgement, knowing when to punch and how to duck.

Every man is in some sort a failure to himself. No one ever reaches the heights to which he aspires.

Dreams were all they gave for free to ugly duckling girls like me.

In a well-run mental household there ought to be a thorough cleaning at the threshold of consciousness a few times a year.

I'm not perfect, but I'm the truth.

Never give up on your dream...Perseverance is all important. If you don't have the desire and the belief in yourself to keep trying after you've been told you should quit, you'll never make it.

If there is one number to which the rights of millions will be happily sacrificed, it is the national GDP growth rate.