Is it okay to roofie a girl just to shut her up?

Now remember kids if anyone ever offers you drugs say 'Thank you' cause drugs are very expensive.

Stop saying you're not racist because you have a friend that's black. That's like saying you're not a pedophile because you have a friend that's a kid.

I have voices in my head, but they're all speaking Spanish, and I have NO idea what they're saying.

I'll tell you what's better than watching the sunrise... Sleeping through it.

I dated a teacher in high school. Yeah, it didn't make me cooler. And a lot of you are like 'that's cause you were homeschooled'.

Girls say it's hard to find nice guys. It's actually really easy. It's just all nice guys are ugly.

The flat-brimmed cap is the modern day dunce cap.

They say money doesn't buy happiness. That phrase should end with 'just kidding'.

Being an ugly woman is like being a man. You're gonna have to work. Yep.

I do think we can be a little less PC when it comes to sports, though. Just once I want to hear an announcer go 'God, black people are fast. Holy cow! All of them. They're fast. Back to you Bob.'

The hatred of hatred is still hate.

Fine! You guys can all be beautiful snowflakes! I'm gonna go over here and be an awkward snowflake!

We may be particularly inclined to acquire and retain beliefs that make us feel good.

Aretha Franklin was a teenage mom, a musician who came from an incredibly Christian background, but there was a lot of love, which is really inspiring in a feminist way.

Things flow better and everyone is in a better mood because they're like, 'I got my point across and it sounds like I want it to sound'

There are three forms of visual art: Painting is art to look at, sculpture is art you can walk around, and architecture is art you can walk through

We didn't realize it at the time, but the release date, the ad campaign and the poster are so important.

Monsters exist because we create them, through war and violence, and distortion, and the way we handle people and so on.

I count myself fortunate to be able to participate in the life of science in this era.

If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again.