Is it possible that more black people hate the President than are actually alive?

You don't have to think exactly like me. When people go, "I don't agree with everything you say," you know what, if you agree with everything anyone says, you're an idiot.

I don't know how many times a phone call or e-mail starts with, "I don't agree with anything you say but you're funny as hell so I listen to your show, I love your show."

You don't have to be straight. You just have to shoot straight.

Fox succeeds because it's entertaining. It's like a rightwing freak show.

I was actually abandoned by wolves and then raised by Republicans.

My politics just kind of developed over time as a reaction.

I like fighters. That's why I love Russ Feingold. I love Barbara Boxer. And Howard Dean and John Conyers. Democrats I talk to around the country want their leaders to come out and fight for them.

I auditioned for 'Cats' - I didn't sing but I was able to cough up a hairball.

This is so sexist. I mean, are we really going to put this as a standard of something we are going to judge our presidential candidates by?

Rush Limbaugh, whether you hate him or not, he's a great entertainer; he's a great broadcaster.

I don't imagine book elitists as my audience when writing. I dream about teachers, morticians and garbage men instead.

If you have to do the work, do it well, with all your heart.

...American psychology effectively guaranteed its place as a cultural icon by helping to create the pathologies it simultaneously promised to treat. (p. 37)

Beware! Friends are like chameleons, for they can turn enemies overnight.

It may be a crush, or hero worship (...), it may not be love, but if you've never felt anything stronger, how do you tell the difference?

Revenge, at first though sweet, Bitter ere long back on itself recoils.

All Philosophy is Biography

I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear.

I’m really alive! he thought. I never knew it before, or if I did I don’t remember!

There is nothing you can’t do, if you set your mind to it. Anything is possible.