Is it unprecedented for two goalkeepers employed in a match comprising seven goals to be the fixture's most competent protagonists?

Mauricio Pellegrino has the pace of a tricycle with a flat tyre ridden by Luciano Pavarotti, and the turning speed of an oil tanker with its anchor set.

A distinctly ordinary player of extraordinary dirtiness.

Titus Bramble: The only explanation for his existence in the Premiership is that he is already here.

Arsenal's never-improving injury list increasingly attracts curiosity rather than sympathy.

Fear is the illusion that I have some control over the bad things that might happen to me.

Without self-esteem and respect for others, you cannot be true to your own values.

Think about how far you have come, and how far that you desire to go, and then say to yourself with full conviction, 'It's very possible with God on my side.

Gratitude houses plenitude amidst scarcity.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

Our artists have the power to bring our dreams and our nightmares to life so we will never forget.

The libel laws in Australia are a lot tougher than they are in America.

The saying, "Those that don't learn from history are condemned to repeat it" doesn't just apply to politicians and world leaders, it applies to all of us on a daily basis.

It’s perfectly natural for me to sit down and talk about meditating and spiritual practice with my friends. But then I realize, how would it sound to a drunk cynical guy in London?

Turn on its noiseless hinges, delicate sleep!