Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

The clothes may vary, but the person is the same.

Many Russia experts note the deep and sad capacity of the Russian people for suffering.

Chakras are organizational centers for the reception, assimilation, and transmission of life-force energy. They are the stepping stones between heaven and earth.

He realized something was going on between Logan and me. I wish he'd clue me in on exactly what it was, because I had no idea.

You need me as much as I need you. That makes us equal partners in my book. Well, your book is just wrong.

Many writers are afraid of writing something bad, so they dont try or give up when their efforts dont lead to a masterpiece right away. If you work at it, you will improve.

In Louisiana, we don't bet on football games, we bet on whether a politician is going to be indicted or not.

The characters Im most emotionally involved with are like friends you leave behind when you move away. You dont see them regularly anymore, but you still love them and keep in touch.

I love composing and writing music and dancing and performing and conceptualizing creatively for visual mediums. I love to create.

Fortune is never satisfied with bringing one sorrow.