Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?

That which does not kill us makes us stronger.

There is always madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness.

Sometimes people don't want to hear the truth because they don't want their illusions destroyed.

There are two different types of people in the world, those who want to know, and those who want to believe.

I was in darkness, but I took three steps and found myself in paradise. The first step was a good thought, the second, a good word; and the third, a good deed.

There will always be rocks in the road ahead of us. They will be stumbling blocks or stepping stones; it all depends on how you use them.

You have your way. I have my way. As for the right way, the correct way, and the only way, it does not exist.

I'm not upset that you lied to me, I'm upset that from now on I can't believe you.

Enjoy life. This is not a dress rehearsal.

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything.

I've done my best, and I begin to understand what is meant by 'the joy of strife'. Next to trying and winning, the best thing is trying and failing.

Suddenly it felt like there was a ticking time bomb in the house. I didn’t have all the time in the world to make you love me again

We evolve at the rate of the tribe we are plugged into.

A business model that relies on trickery is doomed to fail.

The way politics divides the world is into friend and enemy

When war begins, then hell openeth.

When I do comedy, I lose all inhibition and introspection. I no longer care.

Let's make a deal: You figure out what the labyrinth is and how to get out of it, and i'll get you laid. -Alaska Young

I've been on stage since I was five years old and I feel really at home there.

Who knew an elf queen could be so vicious!