Is that a joke? Please tell me you're joking. -Sophie I never joke about carnivorous bunnies. -Luca

What if I was the sexual equivalent of popcorn? Suitable for light snacking only?

The worst memories stick with us, while the nice ones always seem to slip through our fingers.

Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.

You don't know me. Don't ever think you know me. The only things you know about me are the things you made me do, and that illustrates your character, not mine.

I am not cute. I am the dreaded Grim Reaper. People fear me, you know. There's a whole song about it.

At least you don’t need a prescription for tequila.

Stay for me. Stay with me. There will never be anyone else. Not in my bed. Not in my life. And not in my heart.

If she were going to die, I'd already be screaming. I'm a female bean sidhe. That's what we do.

You know, most girls sleep with a teddy bear or an extra pillow. But I gotta say, that's kinda hot.

...sometimes compassion is the greater part of honor.

We are not for making shoes, so the shoemakers can have jobs, but so we can wear the shoes.

A man who lacks understanding is susceptible to deception

An optimist is a man who sees everything half as bad and twice as good as it is.

There was a curse. There was a girl. And in the end, there was a grave. I never even saw it coming.

Where did you learn your charm—the gulag?

I love music and musicians. And seeing great artists dropped from labels was really frustrating and sad to me

Probably the TV show I've watched the most is 'How It's Made' on the History Channel. I could watch 24 hours of 'How It's Made' and never get bored.

The past is the past. Don't let it kill you.

Don't magnify your problems, magnify your God...he's got you covered.

I feel like I got a good jump on the ball. I turned my head and picked a spot out to run to. I was able to look back at the ball real quick again and it fell right into my glove.