Is that clear?" said Borcht "as clear as pea soup" I said

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

their anxiety, justified or not, was genuine,

To feel alone is to be alone.

Remember that everything that is good, whatever it’s origin, comes from the holy spirit.

The man who wins is the average man, Not built on any particular plan; Not blessed with any particular luck

I admire Bruce Springsteen because he's a heroic person who has lots of integrity and has this incredible body of work that is so vital.

Leo Tolstoy ... defines patriotism as the principle that will justify the training of wholesale murderers.

It really tests you as a person as far as whether you can handle failure.

Nobody can tell you how to be a good wife or husband.

I am going to be pretty kick a$$ by the time I'm thirty, and I can't wait!!

UPS stands as an example of a company thats already doing great things.