Is there a place in a church where you leave your brains when you enter?

Selling eternal life is an unbeatable business, with no customers ever asking for their money back after the goods are not delivered.

Science flies you to the moon. Religion flies you into buildings.

The problem is that people think faith is something to be admired. In fact, faith means you believe in something for which you have no evidence.

Proof is not required to believe [in a god]. But some sign, some evidence is needed. None exists... Find some inkling of evidence. There is none.

The belief in supernatural forces remains to this day a yoke on the neck of humanity, but at least Thales made it possible, for those of us who wish it, to be free of that yoke.

Saying the universe is eternal simply is saying that it has no beginning or end, not that it had a beginning an infinite time ago

Nature is capable of building complex structures by processes of self-organization; simplicity begets complexity.

Fifteen years of skepticism has done more for me than 20 years of force-fed religion and 30 years of indifference in between.

In a poll taken in 1998, only 7 percent of the members of the US National Academy of Sciences, the elite of American scientists, said they believed in a personal god.

Any attempt at understanding humanity must include an explanation of the hold that supernatural belief continues to have on most of the human race.

What most people see is a badge, behind and beyond the badge is what they need to know...the person.

Most of the stuff I do on the show comes out of me just trying to make my friends laugh.

All of the qualities that you need to be a good opinion columnist tend to be qualities that aren't valued in women.

As rain falls equally on the just and the unjust, do not burden your heart with judgments but rain your kindness equally on all.

I don't see pitches down the middle anymore - not even in batting practice.

We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.

People are not theirs thoughts, they think they are, and it brings them all kinds of sadness.

Life is messy; it's not linear, it's not logical, and the book reflects that.

What caused the economic collapse 2008? It was the subprime mortgage crisis.

The part that kills me is that you already know. I already told you everything!