Is there a tumor in your humor?

I've been watching what I eat. When I was putting on all the weight, I was drinking Guinness and not eating. I didn't have room to because I was drinking all the time.

I'm quite obviously not the world's most handsome man - I'm the second world's most handsome man!

I couldn't live without my music, man. Or me mum.

I can do anything I want to do really, I might as well.

If you're willing to change the world let love be your energy

If you want to sell the most records, duet with me. If you need someone to come in and bless your record sales, I'm your man.

I've really been grappling with depression. It's all linked with my cocaine and ecstasy abuse.

I am not as bad as people would suggest. Not as good as I would like to be.

I refuse to totally grow up. I've always been someone who says and does things that push politically correct boundaries.

I want you to remember something for me. My name is Robbie Williams. I'm a singer, a songwriter, and a born entertainer.

In the beginning, God created the heavens and the Earth, " the long out-of-print science fiction writer went on.

An experience teaches only the good observer; but far from seeking a lesson in it, everyone looks for an argument in experience, and everyone interprets the conclusion in his own way.

If I wanted to be in movies, I'd have gone into scriptwriting: the fact that I write novels should be a big hint about what I prefer to do!

Worriers spend a lot of time shoveling smoke.

And you know, almost in a perverse way, I wish it had been undue influence because we know how to correct that. We get rid of the people who, in fact, were exercising that.

The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.

Find purpose. The means will follow.

Some goin' east; and-a some goin' west, Some stand aside to try their best. Some livin' big, but the most is livin' small. They just can't even find no food at all.

I enjoy the process of writing collaboration so there's some stuff that already that may happen and then some stuff that I'm initiating that I may write on my own.

So far as I am concerned, I am not at all aware that there indeed exists a serious side as well to my cartoons drawn in an inspired mood of mischievous abandon.