Is there any chance you'd overthrow the tyrannical Beast Lord and his psychotic consort?" "Yeah, I want a vacation." -Kate & Curran to Jim

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

All we have in love are two unprotected hearts in an open field. And that’s why our hearts bleed so much when we get hurt.

The trouble with specialists is that they tend to think in grooves.

Combine the dual qualities of empathy and ambitionin every sales relationship.

God has paid us the intolerable compliment of loving us, in the deepest, most tragic, most inexorable sense.

Within every brand is a product, but not every product is a brand.

I don't think I want to win anything I think I want to die unadorned.

Love teaches you to love your own mortality, just as we love the flowers that bloom for a short time and pass on.

And if there were a devil it would not be one who decided against God, but one who, in eternity, came to no decision.

Yes, it is better to look from the window than not to look at all, but to look through the window cannot be compared to the windowless sky.

The only shame in masturbation is the shame of not doing it well.