Is there any time in your life when you do not feel the need for caffeine?" "Sure. Sometimes I'm asleep.

The difference between the truth and a lie is that both of them can hurt, but only one will take the time to heal you afterward.

I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of drugs' sort of way." - Becks

Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.

I guess in the end, it doesn’t matter what we wanted. What matters is what we chose to do with the things we had.

Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?

Pronouns are only useful when you combine them with other words. I have a few I can give you, if you're at a loss.

The only thing we have in this world that is utterly and intrinsically ours is our integrity.

I feel the closest to crazy when I'm disagreeing with the voice in my head

Sorry...I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn

I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.

With the single exception of the American Revolution, the aftermath of all revolutions from 1789 on only worsened the human condition.

It's a dreadful world with only your own heart to drive you.

I'm going to tell you something I probably shouldn't.

There are few uglier traits of human nature than this tendency—which I now witnessed in men no worse than their neighbours—to grow cruel, merely because they possessed the power of inflicting harm.

Believe in the potential of obtaining or achieving a desire.

It's cool to be recognised by your peers.

It requires greater virtues to support good fortune than bad.

If parents would only realize how they bore their children.

I think every single person perceives things differently. We are all singular.

Tragedy is a vision of nihilism, a heroic or ennobling vision of nihilism.