Is there anything in the world more annoyingly creepy than an unspoken dress code?

Remember: the time you feel lonely is the time you most need to be by yourself. Life's cruelest irony.

Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.

You can't fake creativity, competence, or sexual arousal.

Fondue sets, martini shakers and juicing machines: three things the world could live completely without.

If a building looks better under construction than it does when finished, then it's a failure.

Big companies are like marching bands. Even if half the band is playing random notes, it still sounds kind of like music. The concealment of failure is built into them.

Eagles are seagulls with a good hairdo.

We decided that the French could never write user-friendly software because they're so rude.

When we constantly ask for miracles, we're unraveling the fabric of the world. A world of continuous miracles would not be a world, it would be a cartoon.

Cloning is great. If God made the original, then making copies should be fine.

Cruelty against innocent helpless animals is the worst form of violence.

Church and business are compatible

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.

Dad, one of my first memories is of sharing my worry with you about the space shuttle poking holes in the atmosphere and letting out all of Earth's air.

The Japanese drive on the left side of the road. Most streets literally do not have names.

The only person we'll hate more than each other is ourselves.

The future of mobile is the future of online. It is how people access online content now.

I have thousands of opinions still - but that is down from millions - and, as always, I know nothing.

Some things are private, Ethan. Even for grown-ups.

The trouble that most of us find with the modern matched sets of clubs is that they don't really seem to know any more about the game than the old ones did.