Is there no Latin word for Tea? Upon my soul, if I had known that I would have let the vulgar stuff alone.

Wherever the Catholic sun doth shine, There’s always laughter and good red wine. At least I’ve always found it so. Benedicamus Domino!

The control of the production of wealth is the control of human life itself.

When one remembers how the Catholic Church has been governed, and by whom, one realizes that it must have been divinely inspired to have survived at all.

When I am dead, I hope it may be said: His sins were scarlet, but his books were read.

The Llama is a woolly sort of fleecy hairy goat, with an indolent expression and an undulating throat; like an unsuccessful literary man.

We wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.

I shoot the Hippopotamus with bullets made of platinum, because if I use the leaden one his hide is sure to flatten em.

The Church is a perpetually defeated thing that always outlives her conquerers.

These are the advantages of travel, that one meets so many men whom one would otherwise never meet, and that one feeds as it were upon the complexity of mankind

I have wandered all my life, and I have also traveled; the difference between the two being this, that we wander for distraction, but we travel for fulfillment.

It's what we do, we continue on. Yet, what is the point? There is nothing ahead of us when there is nothing left of us.

Painful experiences are like scars in our minds. Some have healed and been forgotten. Others are there as a reminder of what we have been through…

I accepted that the Bible was inspired. with out that one piece you might as well be in a library looking for answers

I speak with dogs frequently. They don't really talk, but I feel they're communicating.

I have a huge repertoire. I love karaoke.

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord.

To me one man is worth ten thousand if he is first-rate.

A huge part of my passion for the sport comes from being Canadian and growing up watching Hockey Night in Canada on CBC with my parents and siblings.

Whatever we think and say is wonderfully better for our spirits and trust in another mouth.

It's a great challenge to be better than your opportunities.