Is there no end to his diguises of benevolence?

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

If you want to help sentient beings, you have to get your hands dirty.

Still photographs are the most powerful weapon in the world. People believe them, but photographs do lie, even without manipulation. They are only half-truths.

Marriage: a job. Happiness or unhappiness has nothing to do with it.

Ticketmaster does not set prices. Live Nation does not set ticket prices. Artists set ticket prices.

There are two ways to look at most problems... 'Oh Crap!' or, 'Good Information!,' and our choice will give us good information on how to deal with problems in the future.

I love Christopher Bailey and Burberry, Mulberry for bags, and Hudson for jeans.

Recessions are hard on people, but they are not hard on Art.

Ideas are transplanted by splitting, thoughts by sprouting.

When you've just made the most complete fool of yourself, you feel the need of a specially high horse to ride.

In the development of mankind as a whole, just as in individuals, love alone acts as the civilizing factor in the sense that it brings a change from egoism to altruism.