Is this chicken or is this fish?

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Am I eating chicken or tuna?

People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

I made sure no butt cheek hung out. You know, the original Daisy, Catherine Bach's shorts were shorter than mine.

Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.

I think anything sounds good with a Southern accent.

I get my inspiration from books, pictures, art. I might find a vintage scarf and say, "I think this should be our color palette."

Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.

He’s my cat! He’s not God’s cat! Let God have his own cat! Let God have all the damn old cats He wants, and kill them all! Church is mine!

The spirit awaken, the soul revive.

Forgiveness is a funny thing, it warms the heart and cools the sting.

Trying to force something is the best way to stop it happening.

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.

When people (talk trash) about you, you have to keep it moving, keep the records hot and keep your head up.

I have got an iPad, what a joy! Van Gogh would have loved it, and he could have written his letters on it as well.

I feel something, I do it. I want something, I take it.

HBO exists because people must have a place to say "f***" on television as many times as they can.