Is your animosity towards a person warranted, or is it a reflection of your own insecurities?

Gratification comes when you help someone else.

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't.There's just not much middle ground when it comes to technology.

The first thing they gave me at 'Sports Illustrated' was a first-class air card. 'And oh, by the way, there's the petty cash drawer, ' they told me. 'Take a few thousand dollars for expenses.'

It gets a lot easier to deal with life's curveballs when you're not hiding under layers of fat.

I am the only actor who ever had to lose weight to play Orson Welles.

After about 30 minutes I puked all over my airplane. I said to my self, "Man, you made a big mistake."

If you want to be interesting, be interested.

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair.

We used to play music for fun. Much more than now. Now nobody picks up a guitar unless they're paid for it.

You would never catch me in a miniskirt.

I'm too ambitious to give another man credit, even if that other man is only myself in disguise.