Ish #21 "Stop saying the only meat you eat is chicken. It's still meat!

Ish #177 "You never know what you don't know, until you finally know it.

Ish #28 "Give you child a name with meaning.

Ish #303 "It's a street food vendor! Stop asking for the health score rating.

Ish #211 "Your child is your parental obligation, not friend.

Ish #153 "Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.

Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?

Ish #1 "It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles.

Ish #109 "If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker.

I let my anger consume me.”“It’s understandable, ” she said.“It may be understandable, ” replied Pug, “but it is no more forgivable for being understandable.

mystify, mislead, and surprise the enemy

Masters of flight don't learn to fly because of all that helped them, they learnt to fly, despite all that tried to stop them.

We might be known for what we believed, but we're certain to be remembered for what we did about it.

A mother's sorrow is more true, honorable, and beautiful than the detachment of the sage.

We are not to be so concerned about who approves or disapproves of us, but remember that God's approval is what counts. Those whom God approves are approved indeed.

Knowledge is always two-edged. For every benefit, there is hazard. For every good, evil.

Logic is the kingdom of the unexpected. To think logically means to be continually amazed.

He bought me so many orchids that I looked like a well-kept grave.