Islam is a dangerous religion.

The great advantage of a novel is you can put in whatever comes into your head - it has the same shape as the human brain.

Anything can happen in life, especially nothing.

The world outside had its own rules, and those rules were not human.

The Americans are completely stupid. The intellectual level in any single European country is higher than in America.

The absence of the will to live is, alas, not sufficient to make one want to die.

The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it.

In order to pass the time I told him the story of the German who ate the other German whom he’d met on the internet.

It's a curious idea to reproduce when you don't even like life.

Tenderness is a deeper instinct than seduction, which is why it is so hard to give up hope.

The most stupid religion is Islam.

One can never have enough socks

That is why your sacrifice was all the more difficult. You chose to be a hero not through enchantment but through your own manhood.

everblaze: the unstoppable flame

We must have ideals and try to live up to them, even if we never quite succeed. Life would be a sorry business without them. With them it's grand and great.

Those who know the TRUTH are not equal to those who love it.

I'd love to do a golf movie. I turned down Don Johnson's role in 'Tin Cup.' I regret that.

If you think the ’80s were dumber than the ’70s, either you weren’t there or you weren’t paying attention.

If people think God is interesting, the onus is on them to show that there is anything there to talk about. Otherwise they should just shut up about it.

The FBI's principal priority right now is protecting the United States against another terrorist attack.

I identify myself as a Nigerian because that is where I was born and raised and where my family still lives.