Islam is the religion of peace. We say that jokingly. That's actually the position of the US government. It's rooted in political correctness and fear and a number of other convoluted things.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

The ultimate truth is mystical truth, the ultimate reality is sacred chaos. - Muzwot

The only one that can do what I do is me. Lot of people had to die for me to be me. You wanna be me?

I'm the kind of person whose clothes are all hung up and color-coordinated, to the point where my whites don't touch my creams.

In order for America to remain a global leader in innovation and opportunity, we must give our children a solid foundation in math and science.

The thing that sucks is that there’s so much false data because people are in mystery as to what Scientology is, so they just kind of make up stuff.

From the Chinese perspective, Korea ranks about third or fourth in terms of trading volume and about third in terms of investment.

When we know as much about people as hog specialists know about hogs, we'll be better off.

You are a miracle, and everything you touch could be a miracle.

Only by knowledge of that which is not thyself, shall thyself be learned.

Great Powers of falling wave and wind and windy fire, With your harmonious choir Encircle her I love and sing her into peace, That my old care may cease.