Isn't everyone a part of everyone else?

I suppose it's too bad people can't be a little more consistent. But if they were, maybe they would stop being people.

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on.

Silence is the sure sign that youre on your way out in Hollywood.

Fights can be dumped in a dozen ways. Sometimes everybody but the fighter knows. Sometimes only the fighter knows.

Very few fighters get the consideration of racehorses, which are put out to pasture to grow old with dignity and comfort when they haven't got it anymore.

As much as I love boxing, I hate it. And as much as I hate it, I love it.

Unless we know people well, we sit around with our words and our minds starched, afraid of being ourselves for fear of wrinkling them.

You can't eat your friends and have them too

You either go along with the system - conform to what is expected to be a hit - or you have very tough going

Conscience. That stuff can drive you nuts.

Love is the reason why, even in suffering, we smile.

An angry man will find himself in an angry world, and a swindler will find himself in a world of thieves whom he dare not trust. Like attracts and mirrors like.

The Jew has always been a people with definite racial characteristics and never a religion.

I've certainly played those leading man or male juvenile roles, where you're not supposed to make people laugh.

Man is a creation of desire, not a creation of need.

When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever.

We don't we agree that litigation reform to lower the cost of healthcare would be a good starting point?

The role of a clown and a physician are the same - it's to elevate the possible and to relieve suffering.

Inadequacy of his own strength, learned from experience, impels and urges a man to enlist the help of others.

Nobody's in love with me. I'm so sorry.