Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

They say in death our war is over. I don't believe that.

I've never feared the unexpected.

You don’t expect the goat to hatch the hen’s eggs. People do what they know very well. Don’t expect someone who doesn’t know what you know to do it for you. Do it yourself.

In fact, the room was so quiet you might have heard a drop of paint splash.

Your Majesty—Tugging my ear. Whenever.

That we must love one God only is a thing so evident that it does not require miracles to prove it.

I am beneath or above no one. When I am independent of the good or bad opinion of others, I stand strong in my own divine power.

To walk on the road is a journey; to sit under the tree is a journey! Everything we do is a journey to somewhere!

In the beginning was the thing. And one thing led to another.

I like to dress for my body type and for my coloring.