"Isn't it fun getting older?" is really a terrible fallacy. That's like saying I prefer driving an old car with a flat tire.

If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get - only with what you are expecting to give - which is everything.

As one goes through life, one learns that if you don't paddle your own canoe, you don't move.

Never complain. Never explain.

I have no romantic feelings about age. Either you are interesting at any age or you are not. There is nothing particularly interesting about being old - or being young, for that matter.

Life can be wildly tragic at times, and I've had my share. But whatever happens to you, you have to keep a slightly comic attitude. In the final analysis, you have got not to forget to laugh.

I have not lived as a woman. I have lived as a man. I've just done what I damn well wanted to, and I've made enough money to support myself, and ain't afraid of being alone

You politicians remain professional because the voters remain amateur.

If you always do what interests you, at least one person is pleased.

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.

In fact, one could argue that the skill of the fiction writer boils down to the ability to exploit intensity.

It is better to be positive than negative.

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

Maybe I'm the only footballer who isn't interested in cars. My Lancia Y gets me around.

I am where I am and it's ok.

Whoever despises himself still esteems the despiser within himself.

I have no religion, but if I were to choose one, it would be that of Shariati's.

I never thought I would become a television host, but I never thought anybody would pay me to just talk.

I did see the Soul Train picture. That was interesting. I've heard all the jokes. I had it coming.

Spending on the military doesn't increase the deficit.