Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

The most dangerous and wonderful creature alive is the human.

When we dance, the journey itself is the point, as when we play music the playing itself is the point.

Pooh is able to accomplish what he does because he is simpleminded.

The scientific process has two motives: one is to understand the natural world, the other is to control it.

Who said we were owed happiness?

One or two of their players aren't getting any younger

The seasons do not push one another; neither do clouds race the wind across the sky. All things happen in their own good time.

Now, I'm not the only language designer with irrationalities. You can think of some languages to go with some of these things.

We must love one another. Only [by doing] so can our long years of toil and struggle reach full reward and we be crowned with life everlasting.

So many people are following fashion now. It's become fashion-tainment.