Israelis keep teaching you your own business. God knows everything but the Israelis know everything better.

An Englishman, even if he is alone, forms an orderly queue of one.

On the Continent people have good food; in England people have good table manners.

The man who is not afraid of danger is not a hero, but a psychopath.

You can keep a dog: but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.

In England only uneducated people show off their knowledge; nobody quotes Latin or Greek authors in the course of conversation, unless he has never read them.

Many Continentals think life is a game; the English think cricket is a game.

A dog will flatter you but you have to flatter the cat.

I asked many friends if Australian anti-intellectualism was still a living force and they all told me it was. If you are above average intelligence, hide this embarrassing fact.

The English are always ready to admire anything so long as they can queue up.

The British suffer from a most unfortunate superiority complex - unjustified even under Victoria and most certainly hopelessly out-of-date today.

If I should ever die, God forbid, let this be my epitaph:THE ONLY PROOF HE NEEDEDFOR THE EXISTENCE OF GODWAS MUSIC

Own your happiness and let people understand that they have to own theirs. If you make it your job to make people happy, you have made it your job to keep people happy.

If you've seen a clear & worthy vision, you get up every morning to pursue your vision even if you were knocked down the previous day...

A pencil is a wand and a weapon. Be careful. Protect yourself. It can be glorious.

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Enterprise is better than ease.

In the carriages of the past, you can't go anywhere.

Nothing is more essential in the treatment of serious disease than the liberation of the patient from panic and foreboding.

As much as I feel sad, I think that not knowing is what really bothers me.

I tell you, the paparazzi would not be sitting outside if they realized I was the most boring person in Hollywood.