It AIN'T so much the things we don't know that get us into trouble. It's the things we know that just ain't so.

Laughter is the fireworks of the soul.

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

Health is like money, we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it.

The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his hide.

Never work before breakfast; if you have to work before breakfast, eat your breakfast first.

Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.

The happiest time in any man's life is when he is in red-hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable prospect of overtaking it.

Sometime, somewhere, life always comes to a fight, and peace always comes to an end.

To make life beautiful--every time you think--think about the amazing beauty of life.

Small bait cast properly can catch big fish.

A lot of the problems in the mortgage world, people said, were because our competitors were evil. But a lot of it was a lack of technology - bad processes and systems.

Art is unthinkable without risk and spiritual self-sacrifice.

I think I've learned that if you want to be successful, you have to tell your story honestly and from your heart - and I think a healthy sense of humor doesn't hurt either.

Men use women sexually. They use them, mistreat them, even from the point of view of vocabulary, the use of words. It baffles me.

The social progress, order, security and peace of each country are necessarily connected with the social progress, order, security and peace of all other countries.

I can’t name the poison that’s killing your friend. But the one that’s killing you is called hope.

The truth for sure, when it arrives, will make you smile. If it doesn't, you should seek a deeper truth.