It ain't a party til something gets broken.

I don't have a tuxedo that fits anymore because my chest and my biceps are too big.

I'm tired of pretending like I'm not bitching, a total fricking rock star from Mars...

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

People say it's lonely at the top, but I sure like the view.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

It's quite fitting that Slash is getting a star on the very street Axl Rose will one day be sleeping on.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

Success is the progressive discovery of your assignment

The funny thingaboutadvice is, we always tellothersthe thingswecannotreally doourselves.

They’ll be black because that’s the way they’re seen. Barack Obama, Tiger Woods, Halle Berry, have all known that. Will that change? Don’t hold your breath.

This [service to oppressed] is the writer's task, and, if he fulfills it as he should, he acquires no merit from it.

After a certain age, the more one becomes oneself, the more obvious one's family traits become.

The discovery of an important need is almost as important as the invention which satisfies this need.

I don't try to pretend to be what I'm not. I don't feel I need to do anything outrageous.

The job of the critic is to report to us his moods.

There is no opposing brutal force to the stratagems of human reason.

That loss is most discreditable which is caused by negligence.