It ain't braggin' if you really done it.

Sure I eat what I advertise. Sure I eat Wheaties for breakfast. A good bowl of Wheaties with bourbon can't be beat.

If Satch (Paige) and I were pitching on the same team, we would clinch the pennant by July fourth and go fishing until World Series time.

Son, what kind of pitch would you like to miss?

All ballplayers want to wind up their careers with the Cubs, Giants or Yankees. They just can't help it.

It ain't bragging if you can do it.

Let the teachers learn the kids English. Ol' Diz will learn the kids baseball.

Me and Paul (Dean) will probably win forty games (they won forty-nine).

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

I ain't what I used to be, but who the hell is?

I only went to the third grade because my father only went to the fourth and I didn't want to pass him.

I'm at that place I grew up to leave.

Grow stronger in spirit.

Life can be how you choose or are governed by fate.

Expect nothing for no more heartbrakes.

You need tell me nothing

Indulge in procrastination, and in time yon will come to this, that because a thing ought to be done, therefore you can't do it.

I don't have a great talent for explaining myself in acting because I can't explain it.

Die to self: die to criticism, die to praise.

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes a lot of hard work.

People struggle most with seeing new ways of doing things and often need help in breaking through their tradition-bound mindsets.