It ain't no sin if you crack a few laws now and then, just so long as you don't break any.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy’s lap was already creepy enough. We didn’t need to mix alcohol into it.

We've got to have rules and obey them. After all, we're not savages.

There's no such thing as going to a soapbox and saying, 'The government's corrupt, ' and not having the intelligence service see your face. In the digital world, that can be done.

To be bored is to turn a cold shoulder to engage all that God is and has for you in the moment.

It is not always the highest talent that thrives best. Mediocrity, with tact, will outweigh talent oftentimes.

I don't want to limit myself as an artist and only do a certain sound.

I don't have control over how people choose to perceive me. The only thing I have control over is my writing.

[Politicians] - they'll give you everything you want to your face - and then, as you walk away, they'll shoot you in the back because it's fun to watch you die.

A realist is an idealist who has gone through the fire and been purified. A skeptic is an idealist who has gone through the fire and been burned.

I really hate pain. I'd pull my own soul out if it meant I could stop the pain.