It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

The real and most pressing question raised by any social problem is: "How do I appear concerned and compassionate to all my friends, colleagues, and peers?

[When asked how tall she is:] I'm five feet, 15 inches.

I don't belong to any country clubs. I don't have this big circle of friends. Where I make my friends is where I work.

One cannot fix one's eyes on the commonest natural production without finding food for a rambling fancy.

When I’m with you, I could drink water and be full.

In Great Britain the price of food is at a higher level than in any other country, and consequently, the British artisan labours at a disadvantage in proportion to the higher rate of his food.

True prayer is not asking God for love; it is learning to love, and to include all mankind in one affection.

The drive for happiness is vital; it's what keeps us in motion.

Ya think that the whiskey tastes good? Try a big cup of sobriety - now that is the good stuff!

Art is - representing the beautiful. There must be Art in everything.