It all comes down to probable cause: If you think something's up, maybe you gotta take a look.

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care

Human beings were not meant to sit in little cubicles staring at computer screens all day, filling out useless forms and listening to eight different bosses drone on about about mission statements.

Life is not always like chess. Just because you have the king surrounded, don't think he is not capable of hurting you.

It can be liberating to get fired because you realize the world doesn't end. There's other ways to make money, better jobs.

Good actors, you always know what they're thinking. That's why they're good actors.

I can't pull off blond, but I got some blond tips. Which is as close as I'll ever come to being in a '90s boy band.

In corporate levels, it's all about tailoring your shirt and which tennis club you belong to and which watch you are wearing and what did you shoot last week?

It's got to be weird to sit in an office all day and deal with these creative types without having any idea of what they do or how they do it.

Any time you do physical stuff, violence, it is controlled. It's a little bit like you block the move.

It's kinda cool seeing people having real fights with people they really know.

I loved you instantly, because angels can love instantly.

I prefer a loose woman to a selfish one and a wanton to a fool.

As far as everyone is concerned, I'm in love with you today and tomorrow.

My girlfriend makes me want to be a better person... so I can get a better girlfriend.

I had to make a drastic change at Sun Records and I didn't really appreciate country music until I went there.

I am overcome by my own amazing sloth...Can you please forgive me and believe that it is really because I want to do something well that I don't do it at all?

Her (India's) great curse is caste; but English education has already proved a tremendous power in levelling the injurious distinctions of caste.

Just because I'm presented life in a certain way doesn't mean I do all these things. It's just something I choose to express.

with one image he would make that beauty explode into me.

a short cut to matrimonial unhappiness is not to have the same taste in jokes!