It always remains true that if we had been greater, circumstance would have been less strong against us.

It is never too late to be what you might have been.

Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.

Don't judge a book by its cover

A man's a man. But when you see a king, you see the work of many thousand men.

Only in the agony of parting do we look into the depths of love.

The beginning of compunction is the beginning of a new life.

The rich ate and drank freely, accepting gout and apoplexy as things that ran mysteriously in respectable families.

Plainness has its peculiar temptations and vices quite as much as beauty.

What makes life dreary is the want of a motive.

Don't you meddle with me, and I won't meddle with you.

There is only one right way to eat a steak - with greed in your heart and a smile on your face.

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.

I know that I'm only as good as I am because of the things that I allow into myself and into my soul, because that's the stuff that I project back out.

I'd feel better about myself if I did stomach crunches, but I don't.

The artist is a member of the leisured classes who cannot pay for his leisure.

Make it nice where you are, and put the density on top.

I had learning disabilities, and I couldn't express myself in the written word.

I never thought I'd be a role model at this age. I just have to be myself.

My wife can't cook at all. She made chocolate mousse. An antler got stuck in my throat.

Some lesser husbands built a latrine on the hillside.