It appears there's a little too much chlorine in their gene pool.

We can only keep what we have by being willing to freely give it away; a paraphrase of Jesus Christ.

Best smiles come after the toughest time.

Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.

Out of your vulnerabilities will come your strength.

If God is for us, who can be against us?

If I could speak all the languages of earth and of angels, but didn't love others, I would only be a noisy gong or a clanging cymbal.

Why not learn to enjoy the little things-there are so many of them.

Remember the past, plan for the future, but live for today, because yesterday is gone and tomorrow may never come.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

God helps those who help themselves.

Truth will screw with you every which way, before it lets you to be anywhere near itself.

Thinking Too Much can Disturbs Your Other Important Strategies, SO Stop thinking take Action

Olympic organizers are reportedly struggling to fill rows and rows of empty seats. Empty seats! In fact, yesterday officials put out a casting call asking for 200 Europeans or eight Americans.

Natural gas is hemispheric; I like to call it hemispheric in nature, because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.

For a brave man deserves a well-endowed girl. [Ger., Denn ein wackerer Mann verdient ein begutertes Madchen.]

Half of the troubles of this life can be traced to saying yes too quickly and not saying no soon enough.

I understood what triggered her earthquakes, most of them.

You're getting your weird all over me.

Sport provides the spectacle, the metaphor, the religious ritual, the putty to fill the cracks in countless lives.

A clerk and a ladder and warm golden light, and then: the right book exactly, at exactly the right time.