It became sort of a snowball effect, with guys trying to deal in their own way with 9/11, whether it was drinking or whatever.

Racism isn't born, folks, it's taught. I have a two-year-old son. You know what he hates? Naps! End of list.

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Life Sucks,get a helmet

You know why the French hate us so much? Thay gave us the croissant. And you know what we did with it? We turned it into our croissandwich, thank you very much.

Why hate someone for the color of their skin when there are much better reasons to hate them?

Crisis doesn't create character; it reveals it.

Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad

There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid.

I'm really happy I went to a Catholic school because a lot of the repressive tactics they use make for great senses of humor.

What firefighters, and people in our military and cops do is separate from what the rest of us do, basically these people say "I'm going to protect all these strangers."

You should never be surprised when someone treats you with respect, you should expect it.

When you analyze happiness, it turns out that the way you spend your time is extremely important.

The intelligence failures with respect to Iraq were massive and have damaged our credibility around the world.

When you see big people, they expect them to wobble or something. The whole feeling of bigger people in this country is so negative. This works for me.

What is life but being conscious? And good and evil are manifestations of consciousness. If you reject one, you're not getting the whole thing that's there to be had.

I have a problem sometimes with being too hyper.

Be the compromise you want to see in the world.

I guess I'm drawn to stories of people whose physicality puts them on the outside of things in order to explore the ways in which an identity is formed around these prevailing attitudes.

The rights of the individual are greatly prized in the developed world, but in many other regions they are considered a luxury reserved for the impossibly wealthy.

Lord Raoul asked me to tell you that if you get yourself killed, he will never speak to you again.