It costs a lot of money to look this cheap

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

Have not we affections and desires for sport, and frailty, as men have?

If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.--Mark Twain

The productivity of a work group seems to depend on how the group members see their own goals in relation to the goals of the organization.

Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works.

...handsome people are always interesting to watch. But a handsome person in crisis is riveting.

Your heart is pure, your soul is free. Be on your way, don't wait for me.

Peace is the harvest of love as war is the fruit of hate.

Anything goes on any given Sunday, especially Monday Night.

God is very serious about joy in the lives of His children.

Would you like me to give you a formula for success? It's quite simple, really. Double your rate of failure.