It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

It doesn't hurt to get more education.

This is my calling.This is my destiny.I am living my dreams.

The more I speak the more I make mistakes so. I speak less and listen more

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.

A mountain with a wolf on it stands a little taller.

Awards shows are my greatest inducement to get back into shape.

Parking at a garage is like going to a prostitute. Why pay for it when you can apply yourself, and then may be you can get it for free.

Health and healing are about more than the eradication of disease. Health is related to wholeness and holy-knowing who we are and how we are connected with the world around us.

If you are not concerned about your neighbor's salvation, then I am concerned for yours.

We fail when we try to give simple answers to complicated problems.