It costs money to stay healthy, but it's even more expensive to get sick.

Instead of past, present and future, I'd prefer chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most.

Please don't lie to me,unless,you're sure I'll never find out the truth.

The greatest obstacle to discovering the truth is being convinced that you already know it.

I want either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

I too have known joy and sadness, and, on the whole, I prefer joy.

I'll give up my bad habits as soon as equally satisfying good habits become available.

I may not be perfect, but parts of me are excellent.

Keep some souvenirs of your past, or how will you ever prove it wasn't all a dream?

You look as scary as a buttered muffin.

A lot of people fail to succeed in life because they see temporary negative situations as permanent conditions in their lives.

Many like to ask the questions

The bottom line is, if you're pregnant, don't travel to an area where Zika is spreading.

Expect the unexpected.

Have them all shot. I don't want any of my workers dissatisfied.

He made me mess the song up when I looked at him... We can show the kids the tape and say, "Look, that's when we first laid eyes on each other."

My advice to any actor who's playing, quote, unquote, "extra" to think of it more like Stanislavski did. It's not a small part. You are the lead in the movie, in your own movie.

Well, the biggest rival I had in my career was me.

I learned a woman is never an old woman.