It could be construed that the reason I wouldn't wish to live in England is the immigration explosion. And that's not true at all.

Long hair is an unpardonable offense which should be punishable by death.

I normally live in Los Angeles, if you can call it normal living.

The rhino is now more or less extinct, and it's not because of global warming or shrinking habitats. It's because of Beyonce's handbags.

It's so easy to laugh, It's so easy to hate, It takes guts to be gentle and kind.

I've never intended to be controversial but it's very easy to be controversial in pop music because nobody ever is.

I do think it's possible to go through life and never fall in love, or find someone who loves you.

Robert Smith is a whingebag.

Shyness is nice, but shyness can stop you from doing all the things in life that you'd like to.

Artists aren't really people. And I'm actually 40 per cent papier mache.

He referred to me as an 'insufferable puffed-up prat'. This is a bit rich coming from a man who actually married his own mother.

No one can change a person, but a person can be the reason someone changes.

But then I remembered: the universe was closed, and so very small. There was really nowhere else to go.

Judging others is too often escapism dressed in the garb of righteous indignation, whereby I dutifully point out in others that which I probably should be pointing out in myself.

In 1908, you could easily earn $20 to $200 as a cartoonist. What's amazing is that it's still true!

Paradise is too perfect for humanity.

And that's why people read comics, to get away from the way life works, which is quite cruel and unheroic and ends in death.

The Muses inspire art and pretend not to notice when Mammon buys it.

Women are born free, and I think that they should stay that way.

To ward off disease or recover health, people as a rule find it easier to depend on healers than to attempt the more difficult task of living wisely.

F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Fight for you. Respect you. Include you. Encourage you. Need you. Deserve you. Stand by you.