It could be worse... It could be raining

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

Money can't buy poverty.

Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.

Could be worse... Could be raining

Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.

I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.

He realized this early on, and realized too that what people think are their lives are merely its conditions. The truth is closer than thought and lies buried in what we already know.

Just because the economy is down, doesn't mean that your spirit has to be down with it.

He can feel them, reaching out for the child, groping their way to its purity…

Each man has in him the potential to realize the truth through his own will and endeavour and to help others to realize it.

We know. We've seen it all before.

I've never dreamed of being famous. The idea of it really scares me.

The only absolutely and unapproachably heroic element in the soldier's work seems to be-that he is paid little for it-and regularly.

We are all robots when uncritically involved with our technologies.

Excessive concern with religion seems to me a last resort for people who have been exhausted by life.

I think when you marry up like I did and Mitt Romney did, your wife says a lot about who you are and I think she humanizes him and brings a different vision of who Mitt Romney is.