It couldn't be the beer. Donnie McRory was certain of that. If you sent American beer out to be analyzed, the lab would probably phone up and say, 'Your horse has diabetes.

Elvis is bound to be dead. Look at all the vultures in his vicinity.

Maybe staying single meant that you never had to grow up.

Cities are judged by their richest inhabitants and rural areas are judged

Boondocks' is simply the Tagalog word for mountains.

Trying to act normal is the most unnatural behavior of all.

High school and equality are forever incompatible.

Nobody has time to write a book. Some people just do it anyhow.

All babies are incoherent, but they grow up. That is the principle difference between an infant and a poet.

Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers.

anger is more productive than fear.

I was looking down the road of "life gone by" and I realized this road of life is not as long as it looks. Travel with caution and maximize every mile. It can be a beautiful journey.

Surrender one hair, and you'll end up beardless.

If your mother still drives you to school, you are not a gangster, pull your pants up!

The goal of society in general is to succeed in the world, whereas the goal of enlightenment is to transcend beyond it.

When I tell people I'm going to the Olympics, they're like: 'What do you do, track and field? Pole vault? Are you a volleyball player?' No one ever guesses tae kwon do.

Make personal growth a daily priority.

There is a firm, clear commitment to provide resources and ideas to enable us to organize the Afghans towards starting the process of rehabilitation and reconstruction.

Oh, what a wicked world it is that drives a man to sin.

You can't not look cool with a crossbow.

It's okay to have personal ambitions, but you have to take someone with you.