It'd be fun to rip Khloe's pubes out one by one.

Being alone & actually sitting with our own thoughts can lead to such growth and realizations that are rare in our everyday busy lives.

My daily style is easy and effortless - I don't like to take too much time getting ready.

I think I have mental problems, I think I have like weird obsessions with things, really annoying.

I'm proof that, even after having a baby, you can look better and sexier than ever!

When we have fights in our family, they don't end with an apology. You make up by getting back to normal. Like you'll call and say, 'You want to go shopping?'

Ive been wearing lipstick since I was in 7th grade. That was our form of daring self-expression, because we had to wear uniforms in school. It made our teachers so angry.

I think my daughter actually influences my style more than having boys. I tend to dress more masculine with pants or shorts or flat boots, and she makes me want to dress more stylish, more girly.

I didn't expect to see Kim, but I'm gonna be professional when I really just want to sock her in the face

Being a mom, I love to play with my kids and have fun with them, but I also love fashion. My mom and both of my grandmothers have always been into fashion, so it's been around us our whole lives.

I don't think anyone can fall in love for ratings.

Generally, people who are good at writing letters have no need to write letters. They've got plenty of life to lead inside their own context.

Right now I've got just two rules to live by.Rule one: don't taunt elephants.Rule two: don't stand next to anybody who taunts elephants.-Sergeant Schlock

But if you tame me, then weshall need each other. To me, you will be unique in all the world. To you, Ishall be unique in all the world.

Don't wait. Start stuff.

Non-cooks think it's silly to invest two hours' work in two minutes' enjoyment but if cooking is evanescent so is the ballet.

Peter Crouch, the Marmite of football.

I feel like I've been watching Irwin Corey forever. I saw him in the 1950s, and I thought he was old then.

God alone is satisfied with what He is and can proclaim: "I am what I am." Unlike God, man strives with all his might to be what he is not. He incessantly proclaims: "I am what I am not.

When you're glad to be alive, good ideas come. The reason good ideas don't come today is because we're all bottled up with greed and anger. We're mad.

If the President does it, it can't be illegal.