It'd hardly be worth having a brother at all, if you couldn't smack him in the head every once in a while.

When blondes have more fun, do they know it?

I ain't taking no more rides on the stupid train.

Dating is like nightfall--there's got to be a mourning after.

Don't worry. It's scientifically unlikely that the universe will explode into a million particles at any given moment.

Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.

In my opinion, kissing a lady's hand is a fine tradition. After all, a man must start somewhere.

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

He's an undersized pissant with delusions of adequacy.

Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's.

It's not who you know, it's who you sleep with.

Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to compute it.

War is always a contest of words as well as of wounds.

Training is a case of stress management. Stress and rest, stress and rest

I have friends who remember seeing fish hauled onto a boat's deck and beaten to death.

You look lousy,"Simon said. Jace blinked."Seems an odd time to start an insult contest,but if you insist,I could probably think up something good

Compromise is like the middle of the road; always safer to walk on than the edges.

Each day the worst of our faults, our deficiencies, our crimes, the truth of our lives, is stifled under a triple layer of forgetfulness, death and the ordinary course of justice.

The satisfaction that I get from doing what I do is not what I thought. I thought it would be that I'd feel like a star, I'd feel important. But I don't

Why would I be embarrassed about being Canadian? I'm very proud. We're just the nicest people. Everyone likes us.

Some natural sorrow, loss, or pain That has been, and may be again.