It depresses me when people expect me to be like the characters I play on film. I'm not some whiny loser punk, I'm a man's man.

I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.

I was kosher until I had my Bar Mitzvah, and I parlayed officially becoming a man into telling my father I wanted to eat cheeseburgers.

I once fisted two babies and then used the corpses as boxing gloves to fight off the grieving parents.

It's all about being a part of something in the community, socializing with people who share interests and coming together to help improve the world we live in.

In New York, we tip everyone. We tip doormen, we tip cab drivers, and we tip bartenders at the bar. You'll get quite an evil eye if you don't leave a tip at the bar.

I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.

The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.

I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses.

Women have the right to choose what do with their own bodies. They can take it in the cooch or in the pooper. But that's where their right to choose stops, in my opinion.

There are 613, 806, 639 men in the world. Statistically, God has got you covered! So, never worry about one person not caring about you. Someone up to the challenge will always take his place.

... I told him I was so happy that I had nothing else to pray for. 'Why, 'says I, I've got prayers to sell.

The night and the streets were ours and the future lay sparkling ahead.And we thought we would know each other forever.

I know there's a proverb which that says 'To err is human,' but a human error is nothing to what a computer can do if it tries.

If you want to be holy then you must give time to God and not just intend to.

I consist of a little body and a soul.

I support good relations with other countries. A policy of détente will be a central issue for me.

In deep meditation the flow of concentration is continuous like the flow of oil.

Anybody can find infinite Mandelbrot figures in his navel.

Nails were not enough to hold God-and-man nailed and fastened on the Cross, had not love held Him there.