It does not matter much what a man hates provided he hates something.

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.

Human life is as evanescent as the morning dew or a flash of lightning.

If I die prematurely at any rate I shall be saved from being bored to death by my own success.

Life is like music; it must be composed by ear, feeling, and instinct, not by rule.

Creativity is so delicate a flower that praise tends to make it bloom, while discouragement often nips it in the bud.

Don't learn to do, but learn in doing.

Fear is static that prevents me from hearing myself.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

People care more about being thought to have taste than about being thought either good, clever or amiable.

Let us be grateful to the mirror for revealing to us our appearance only.

I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.

Being kidnapped and abused by the undead was worse than calculus, but not by a wide margin.

To posit the existence of a Creator requires only reason. To posit the existence of a good God requires faith.

I come from a family of farmers on both sides of my family.

Find Eloy. Smack his head into a wall, dance on his guts... I'd get creative. Spontaneous like.

All things great are wound up with all things little.

I have a pirate fetish-I just always thought eye patches were sexy. If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit.

Before you take the first dose of any medication your doctor prescribes, you should make it your business to find out more about the drug than the doctor himself knows.

Pigs are not that dirty. And they're smart, strange little creatures. They just need love.

Once in a blue moon someone like you comes along.