It does not undo harm to acknowledge that we have done it; but it undoes us not to acknowledge it.

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

It's the most unhappy people who most fear change.

A hypochondriac is one who has a pill for everything except what ails him.

It's innocence when it charms us, ignorance when it doesn't.

The head never rules the heart, but just becomes its partner in crime.

We lavish on animals the love we are afraid to show to people. They might not return it; or worse, they might.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

We choose those we like; with those we love, we have no say in the matter.

They threaten me with lung cancer, and still I smoke and smoke. If they'd only threaten me with hard work, I might stop.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

Let discernment be your trustee, and mistakes your teacher.

Happiness is good health and a bad memory.

Success equals goals; all else is commentary

I rate Morrissey as one of the best lyricists in Britain. For me, he's up there with Bryan Ferry.

I've even said to other countries - I've said, "Listen, you're charging us a lot. We're going to charge you the same thing." They shrug their shoulders. They can't fight it.

I suspect there really was more to my accident than bad luck. I think it was God's way of punishing my nose.

To handle paint the way Pollock did, you need the muscularity of a ballet dancer.

Everyone wishes to have truth on his side, but not everyone wishes to be on the side of truth.

Beautiful girls. They only want to do you dirt. They'll have you suicidal, suicidal when they say it's over.

Make this the year you tackle that credit card debt once and for all.