It doesn't bother me because I can tell everyone to kiss off.

I know who Jack Whittaker is. And some days I don’t like who I am.

You can't turn back the clock, but you can wind it up again.

All of my bad ideas were always my best.

I try to smile at her, but I can't extend my flexibility training to my mouth, it just won't move.

We’ve all got voices inside our heads and over time they blend into a mental orchestra that all sounds the same. This is where we assume every voice we hear is our own even though that is not true.

I do a lot of stuff with Wounded Warriors and the Armed Forces Foundation; if you want to get these guys to stop talking, start complimenting!

Live to learn, learn to live, then teach others.

Wish you would learn to love people and use things and not the other way around

You don't have as much time as you think you do. You got to operate like there's a sense of urgency!

The trade-unionist has the same limitation imposed upon him as the capitalist. He cannot advance his interests at the expense of society.

In the land of ideas, you are always renting.