It doesn't matter how shaky a woman's hand is. She can still apply makeup.

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones.

Whether you are sixteen or over sixty, remember, understatement is the rule of a fine makeup artist.

I have never had my face lifted. I prefer to have my spirits lifted. In my opinion, the effect is very nearly the same.

I am more than ever convinced that what we eat today is what we are tomorrow.

I've always thought that a woman owes it to herself to treat the subject of her age with ambiguity.

I fell in love with beauty a long, long time ago, but what I wanted was to create beauty - not to be blinded by it.

Leave the table while you still feel you could eat a little more.

Listen! Say less rather than more. If you want to be smart, play stupid!

All the American women had purple noses and gray lips and their faces were chalk white from terrible powder. I recognized that the United States could be my life's work.

Hard work keeps the wrinkles out of the mind and spirit.

There is no problem if there is ‘egoism’. But, it should be ‘normal’. ‘Normal’ egoism means that it does not hurt anyone.

...he's just so out-of-this-world. They don't make them like that anymore.

First of all, I’m not a ‘military type.’ Second, I never proclaimed to be a gentleman of any kind. I just like the facts straight up. There’s no bullshit to wade through to get to the truth." Dylan

Hinduism's basic tenet is that many roads exist by which men have pursued and still pursue their quest for the truth and that none has universal validity.

I'd never been to a prom, I had never had the whole high school experience. I think I was kind of an anomaly. I don't think they knew where to put me.

As to modesty and decency, if we are simians we have done well, considering: but if we are something else-fallen angels-we have indeed fallen far.

Anything I do, I spend a lot of time. I do it with passion and intensity. I want to be in charge.

Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.

I'm still yours, though. That won't ever change, Shadow Girl.

Life is full of regrets, but it doesn't pay to look back.