It doesn't matter if you feel sexy if you don't look sexy.

This is how memories are made... by going with the flow.

I can't help but laugh at all of you writing fake stories about me. I was not in any hit and runs. I don't drink so the DUI is false.

Chris Brown beat you because you're not pretty enough.

I don't care what you say about me if I don't find you physically attractive.

I have no clue [why people say I'm insane]. Every time I've heard it, it came from an ugly person's mouth, so I don't care.

I want a million dollars a year for illegally having my mind read and privacy stolen.

If you're not hot I don't care about you.

I love making people who already hate me hate me more.

I like jewellery because it's forever. Flowers die, chocolates get eaten and lingerie wears out in the wash. Plus, the girl is reminded of you every time she wears it. It's a wise move.

To an ant on the ground, an airplane probably looks like an ant.

Freedom can be forgotten in the repressive countries. To remember freedom, it will be enough to watch a happy seagull flying in the sky!

Because without our language, we have lost ourselves. Who are we without our words?

No, there are no special places in hell. Hell is a democracy.

I Didn't Ask to Be a Senior Citizen (I Was Drafted)

Life is so unlike theory.

You have to accept the storms and the rainy days and the things in life that you sometimes don't want to face.

While I admire the insights of many of the people in the world of computing, I get this cold feeling that I speak a different language.

I will never be in the stock market. It's just gambling. I'm a gambler, but I'll gamble on the practicality of things.

Life ends with a snap of small bones, a head cracked from its stem, and a spirit unmoored.

The dog who doesn't bark is about a silence that speaks; it is a good metaphor for the Pariah voice, the dog's voice, that we can sometimes hear only when it does not speak.