It doesn't matter if you're rich or poor as long as you've got money.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.

I've been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.

I don’t drink anymore - just the same amount.

I'm still chasing girls. I don't remember what for, but I'm still chasing them.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks.

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses.

I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.

They both fell silent. For a while the only sound they could hear was the noise of books resting on shelves, which wasn’t really enough of a sound to distract them from the awkwardness of the moment.

Two things define you, your attitude when you are at your worst and your attitude when you are at your best.

Words live longer than mortals.

There are people who vindicate the world, who help others live just by their presence.

I've often been accused by critics of being myself on-screen. But being oneself is more difficult than you'd suppose.

Sooner or later. It had better be sooner. Later is like the horizon; it recedes as you approach.

I've actually been turned down for jobs because I was in Playboy.

Never mind. There. For good or bad. It's done.

In your arms was still delight, Quiet as a street at night; And thoughts of you, I do remember, Were green leaves in a darkened chamber, Were dark clouds in a moonless sky.

True happiness is...to enjoy the present, without anxious dependence upon the future.