It doesn't matter what I said!

My daddy, or papa as Ilike to call him is always healthy. Sure, he had the herpes but he managed it very well!

Carlito likes to swap spit with men who don't want to be cool.

Haha, you lose! I got your delicious Subway sandwich Jerry 'stupid' Lawler!

Those are real bottomlines, because Santino Marella say it be so!

I make love to the beautiful Maria and you make love to your stick!

You're not even in a restaurant, but... you got served!

These people are like sheep, if you were to ask them, who would like hepatitis, they are all going to cheer.

Don't make him anger please. I don't like it when he's anger.

The last time I saw that crooked stupid smile on your face, I got-a-so mad, but then I realized...that crooked stupid smile is there all the time.

I'm Jerry Lawler, I make fun of women because I have no self-esteem.

Providence is wiser than you, and you may be confident it has suited all things better to your eternal good than you could do had you been left to your own option.

the world is better withoutthem.only the plants and the animals aretrue comrades.I drink to them and withthem.

The cure for all ills and wrongs the cares the sorrows and the crimes of humanity all lie in the one word 'love.' It is the divine vitality that everywhere produces and restores life.

I think one of the saddest things that's happening to literature is that it's getting over-simplified by this diet of simple political ideas.

I should like a great lake of ale, for the King of Kings. I should like the family of heaven to be drinking it through time eternal.

Campion is a poet who knows that what a poet sees is nothing without a mixture of formal prowess and emotional insight.

As it has been finely expressed, "Principle is a passion for truth." And as an earlier and homelier writer hath it, "The truths we believe in are the pillars of our world.

This is my letter to the world That never wrote to me

You don't think I'm crazy?" I asked hesitantly. "Like I'm one to judge another persons sanity.

One is not born into the world to do everything but to do something.